The next generation of Xbox
OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ
Summary of the XBox Reveal:
-Shit you can do already
-TV
-Sports
-Sports
-“Groundbreaking!”
-Madden game #156,235
-“Groundbreaking!”
-THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT HALO OMG!
-LOL JUST KIDDING HALO TV SHOW!
-“Groundbreaking!”
-Sports
-Call of Duty game number I…
WAIT THEY BOUGHT IT???
NOOOO!!! D’:
i swear if they shut down tumblr i’ll die!
WHY WOULD A COMPANY PAY 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH FOR A WEBSITE TO SHUT IT DOWN I S2G SOME OF U HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING CEMENT BRICK
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN THERAPY
guys they haven’t done anything yet.. but when they do we’ll be ready..
can’t we just protest?!?



